Published in Uganda's Sunday Monitor

By The Way

A satirical take on current events, politics, and everyday life in Uganda. Published weekly in the Sunday Monitor from September 2011 to September 2015. 151 columns.

  • Determine your nickname today

    All those who were cool in school have had a nickname or two. Many times however, nicknames are chosen for us without seeking our consent…

  • Eat your meat first, here’s why

    Easter’s here. It is an amazing time send some of the carbohydrates floating around in world to the lower part of your belly. It is…

  • Be thankful or else

    We usually get so caught up in life doing very many things; running around trying to get a ninja costume that fits well, mooing in…

  • How To Make Her Yours

    This was a particularly hard article to write seeing as I’m not too popular going by how agitated the dogs in my neighborhood get whenever…

  • Fuel the rumour mill

    Every so often, there you are seated, trying to find ways to justify the money you are going to be paid at the end of…

  • What is in words?

    Several times in life, you’ll find yourself in a situation where you may take something said to you literally. This guide is of save you…

  • History of Jazz Music

    Many times you find yourself surrounded by jazz music. The stuff sophisticated people are force-fed right after weaning. You often wonder, where did this music…

  • How to choose what to order

    Many times you go to a restaurant and take ages making your mind up on what to have. This guide is to help you through…

  • Hello Who Is This?

    Many times in your phone-owning days, you’ll get one of those calls where as soon as you pick up, the person on the other end…

  • How to be a great soccer player

    The African Cup of Nations, the one we cried about last year, is currently going on. Without us. The nerve of those people.  But you…